I have a problem a lot of pet owners face. My dog is so crazy about me, I can’t go anywhere without him. He is too big to take everywhere with me, and every time I try to leave him home he cries and makes me feel so guilty! Help! I love my dog but he’s killing my social life!
~ “Carol in Omaha”
Half an OxyContin in a cube of cheese and a shot of Grey Goose in his water dish should do the trick. He’ll never even know you were gone. Same recipe I use on Mr. Blabby. Works every time.
~ Dear Blabby