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  1. Cillygoose August 2, 2017 3:03 pm

    This is BS. She would definitely know about it in the morning and byebye to that relationship.

  2. Cillygoose August 2, 2017 3:03 pm

    Yeah, it’s called masturbating.

  3. Apollo10 August 2, 2017 3:03 pm


  4. Apollo10 August 2, 2017 3:03 pm

    fuck i think you just put a baby in me just making me listen to that. see ya in 9 months

  5. Working Holiday August 2, 2017 3:03 pm

    Who’s payin’ the bills? Hollywood Kid

  6. Working Holiday August 2, 2017 3:03 pm


  7. Fakudan August 2, 2017 3:03 pm


  8. Luciano Finazzi August 2, 2017 3:03 pm

    I want to be adopted by you 😀

  9. Angel La Canfora August 2, 2017 3:03 pm

    Reminds me of how N.Koreans use human waste as fertilizer…

  10. Jae1190 August 2, 2017 3:03 pm


  11. User 947764399 August 2, 2017 3:03 pm

    Chelsey SULLENberger. Two podcasts in a row you can’t google a name, lol

  12. Ruben Jaramillo August 2, 2017 3:03 pm

    my wife says I’ve missed her in the middle of the night and gotten frisky with her while I was asleep. she said my eyes were wide open and it looked like I was staring right through her… if someone did that to me I’d freak out haha

  13. Maya Bee August 2, 2017 3:03 pm

    Bill you wish you’ve experienced that yourself 😀

  14. Durgas Tiger August 2, 2017 3:03 pm

    download it what special?

  15. Durgas Tiger August 2, 2017 3:03 pm

    it’s called being roofied what guys don’t think girls do that

  16. Ahmed Ouahbi August 2, 2017 3:03 pm

    good one

  17. User 947764399 August 2, 2017 3:03 pm

    If you’re asleep how do you know where things are?! Are you kidding me? Have you NOT heard of Ambien drivers. Jesus Christ Bill. You sound like a southern Baptist holding up a cross. Weird sex, oh god, it must be witchcraft!?

  18. User 947764399 August 2, 2017 3:03 pm

    Primal actions Bill. You don’t wake up & clean because you had to be taught to do that. Fucking, Sleeping, Eating (also known sleep action) make COMPLETE sense.

  19. User 947764399 August 2, 2017 3:03 pm

    You’re an idiot. I used to sleep fuck my ex a lot, according to her.

  20. User 947764399 August 2, 2017 3:03 pm


  21. nyroc42 August 2, 2017 3:03 pm

    people use that as a way to steal other people’s phones in some bigger cities

  22. Sound SKP August 2, 2017 3:03 pm

    Paul Mooney did a bit on this – it only happens if you’re white, if you’re black you get the chair

  23. KyKidd August 2, 2017 3:03 pm

    i just Google image searched Phillip rivers home, wow

  24. Nicholas Krona August 2, 2017 3:03 pm

    “who is gonna bring in the new talent?”. lmfao funniest podcast in awhile

  25. Nicholas Krona August 2, 2017 3:03 pm

    omfg best bit ever, lol

  26. Angie Gutierrez August 2, 2017 3:03 pm

    @napalmfacepalm: amazing 🙂 that was a good one

  27. Angie Gutierrez August 2, 2017 3:03 pm

    lol he jumped out a 2nd floor window

  28. Angie Gutierrez August 2, 2017 3:03 pm

    poor bill

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