What’s with that Kavanaugh sneering face?
I’ve seen it, you’ve seen it; we’ve all seen it over & over – that image where the Judge looks like he’s smelling something really bad!
“Brett, if you keep on doing that – your face will stay that way”!
Every Mom says that & Judge Kavanaugh’s Mom is no different. You see, as his Hearing Transcript attests; since developing an allergy to Ketchup & Spaghetti – he’s been ‘toilet bowl ready’!
And, you can’t blame him – since high school he admits; he’s been through a Puking War Zone & that alone is cause for that look!
He doesn’t want to admit it but, this stomach weakness has followed him all of his life & he does love his beer & the camaraderie of others who love beer who take idiots delight in Ralphing.
Even though his mother said,
“Just because all your friends jump off a bridge – would you do it too”?
“Not ALL Mom; just Timmy, Mark Judge & fffffFrank”!
Luckily, I wasn’t a Mother of a ‘1st in his Class-soon-to-be Supreme Court Nominee’ – because she had her work cut out for her & still isn’t finished! So, I feel for her big time.
But, there’s an upside to his snide grimace – he can also detect Truffles!
And, look at it this way, for the good of the country; this grimace may serve him well as one of the Supremes & root-out Ruth Ginsberg’s funky Egg Salad sandwiches!
I should talk – when I was a kid my face froze at Spinach!
Marilyn Sands is a former 80’s Stand-Up Comic who started out in the DC/MD/VA area, moved to the Bay Area in Northern California and now resides in L.A. She has sold jokes to Joan Rivers, lesser lights and gag magazines, and is a screenwriter, playwright and author of non-fiction.