The Church of Scientology cult launchd a 24/7 network on DirecTV and several streaming services this week, including such programs as Meet A Scientologist, Voices for Humanity, and L. Ron Hubbard: In His Own Voice. What do you think?

“Huh, one of their members must know someone in the entertainment industry.”

Nick Burgess • Systems Analyst

“Oh wow, I love TV! Sounds like Scientology might be right for me.”

Tito Rodriguez • Kilt Sewer

“It’s nice to see a cult doing so well!”

Kerry Howitzer • Windmill Spinner