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The Social Media Verification Badge, Rarest Pokemon of All Which NCAA Tournament Team Will Struggle Most With The Pressure Of Playing Under FBI Surveillance? Hank’s Upset That The Office Rejected His Bracket For Being 3 Minutes Late Doll Real Estate Agent Glosses Over Giant Hinged Opening In Middle Of House Facebook Announces Plan To Combat Fake News Stories By Making Them Actually Happen Vagina Has Five O'Clock Shadow Subpoenaed Trump Organization Financial Documents Reveal Company’s Only Holding Is Single Dairy Queen In New Jersey Here's the Updated Teacher Training Manual Approved By the NRA Ford Recalls 1.4 Million Cars Because Their Steering Wheels Might Come Off The Stages of Spring Cleaning Vatican Delays This Year’s Easter Sunday By One Week | Adobo Chronicles Rick Perry Apologizes For Trying To Outdo Fellow Cabinet Members By Using $72 Million Of Taxpayer Funds On Lampshade Teach For America Celebrates 3 Decades Of Helping Recent Graduates Pad Out Law School Applications Obama Character Witness Testimony At Saudi Perverts Trial Donald Trump Jr. Divorce Leaves Confused, Heartbroken Nation Wondering Why Bad Things Happen To Good People Lowe’s Introduces 2-Way Ladder User Can Also Climb Down The 5 Absolute Best Feelings of the Week (3/16/2018) ‘I Must Make Sure You Have The Skills To Please My Grandson,’ Says Queen Elizabeth Disrobing Before Meghan Markle Stages of Grief About The Election in Aerobics Classes Why Is March Madness The Only Time We Get To See Good, Old Fashioned, Fundamental Gambling? Paul Giamatti Cuts Back On Acting To Focus On Signature Line Of Shapeless Khakis, Rumpled Polos Buttered Popcorn Tops Rankings Of Favorite Jelly Bean Flavor Oh No, I’m Trapped in a Very Special Episode! Concerned Nation Gently Encourages Boston To Take It Easy This St. Patrick’s Day Man Forgives Basketball Hoop That Taunted Him As A Child NASA Study Reveals 7% Of Astronaut’s Genes Change Thousands Of Students Nationwide Walk Out Of Schools In Gun Protest Exhausted Mueller Trying To Find Trump Organization Russia Documents Amid Thousands Of Harassment Lawsuits ‘You Did The Best You Could,’ Says Iron Man Action Figure Voiced By Despondent Toys ‘R’ Us CEO Packing Up Office 8 Seemingly Boring Things You Don’t Think You Care About Until You Grow Up Molly Hatchet Posts Surprise Upset In Former Deep Purple District ‘The Onion’ Hires Several Pastry Chefs Away From Entenmann’s To Form New Bakery Elon Musk Embarrassed After Realizing He Proposing Idea For Thing That Already Exists Who’s Gonna Call the Lyft? 99% Of Employees Would Use Boss As Human Shield In Event Of Workplace Attack Dear Hiring Managers: Please Stop Asking About My Dark Past Bath & Body Works Unveils New Soothing Eucalyptus Road Flare How Police Officers Get Away With Crimes Special Counsel Robert Mueller Spotted Leaving Gypsy Fortune Teller’s Shop Hawking’s voice synthesiser to carry on figuring sh*t out Friend’s Apartment Not Nice Enough To Be Asking People To Take Off Shoes DS-1 Orbital Battle Station Airbnb Listing Proud Billionaire Helps Young Son Open First Offshore Bank Account New Workplace Diversity Initiative Kills One White Employee Every Hour On The Hour Until More Minority Candidates Hired Transcript of Donald Trump’s Interview with Sean Hannity Tips For Securing Your Home Department Of Education Study Finds Only 30% Of Students Adequately Prepared For Spring Musical Construction Union Seeks To Reduce Incidence Of Accidents Involving Babies Crawling On Steel I-Beams Busy Schedule Forces Vladimir Putin To Move Up Election Win A Couple Days Early The 5 Stages of Meeting Someone New Scientology TV Network Sets Launch Heinz Introduces Industrial-Sized Ketchup Packet Angry Letters From a Dropped LEGO Block NRA Ad Director Still Searching For Right Sinister Music To Play Over Footage Of High Schoolers Hillary Blames Lingering Yeast Infection for 2016 Presidential Election Loss Remembering Stephen Hawking’s Remarkable Comedy Chops Border Wall Prototype Clearly Designed By Yayoi Kusama Who Needs an Amazon Echo When Your House is Haunted by the Ghost of a 17th Century Pirate Captain? If Movie Titles Were Honest (March 2018 Edition) Historians Say It Still A Mystery How People In Ancient Times Didn’t Just Go Crazy And Kill Themselves Stephen Hawking Leaves Behind Beautiful Legacy Of Unheeded Warnings To Humanity Last Cherry Tomato In Salad A Wily Little Bastard MIT Aims To Build Fusion Power Plant Within 15 Years Donald Trump Congratulates Duterte For Withdrawing From International Criminal Court Ways to Straight Up Chill with Your Homeboy, Even Though He’s Always Chasing a Cartoon Bird Leprechaun Stockbroker Innis McFreigh Likes Gold Entire Life Of Universe Flashes Before Stephen Hawking’s Eyes Mud In Your Eye Man Unsure How To Expose Self To Woman He Likes Without Coming Off As A Creep Secretary Of State Fired After Inappropriately Weighing In On International Politics Gina Haspel Recalls Having To Torture More Prisoners Than Male Colleagues To Prove Herself REASONS WHY BRING DOG HOME GOOD Your Horoscopes — Week Of March 13, 2018 It’s Trump Versus Everyone Else in Trevor Noah’s Bullsh*t Third Month Mania Tournament – Viacom Corporate Britain Blames Russia For Poisoning Of Former Spy Mike Pompeo Startled After Seeing 'Beware Of Hubris' Scrawled In Oil On Bathroom Mirror Rex Tillerson Shoots Mike Pompeo Quick Email Explaining All The Countries Populism: Everybody Does Better When Everybody Does Better I Just Found Out About Socks, And I’ve Gotta Say, Wow What One Year of Trump Feels Like Morale Low At State Department After Only Employee Fired Woman All Geared Up To Complain About Work Sidelined By Friend With Marital Problems Coca-Cola Will Launch First-Ever Alcoholic Drink In Japan Rex Tillerson Blindsided By News He Still Worked For State Department FDA Cancels Bacon Recall After Finding U.S. Population Already Ate It All Stormy Daniels Offers Joint Custody Of Hideous Lovechild Bone Spur Attack Forces President To Abandon Gun Legislation The Week In Pictures – Week Of March 12, 2018 Newborn Constantly Terrorized By Horrifying Shapeless Blobs Betsy DeVos Argues Issue Of Guns In Schools Should Be Fully Left Up To Individual Shooters Swans In Committed Relationship Barely Ever Arch Necks Into Heart Shape Anymore Daylight Saving Time Begins Evangelical Christians Urged to Support Trump Against Stormy Daniels Kinky Couple Has Mirror In Bathroom The Drone Report: New NRA Battle Plans Revealed CNN Panelists Warn North Korea Situation Way Too Complex For Them To Discuss Intelligently Trump to Hire Miss Universe Contestants as Staff to Foil Mueller Probe Port Dover, Canada To Get First Clothes Washing Machine CDC Rolls Out Fleet Of Narcan Biplanes To Fumigate Opioid-Ravaged Small Towns The 7 Women You'll Meet on Ladies' Night


  1. celestedelao August 2, 2017 6:12 am


  2. PanTheMan August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    @user-79422391: I’m sorry to hear that, but I’m sure there are reasons for that. Perhaps you haven’t tried, or perhaps your circumstances are such that you don’t qualify for any type of assistance in your area. I don’t know. What I do know is that I have a job, my annual gross income is low, and I was immediately approved for Medicaid when I applied on Healthcare.gov

  3. display name August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    @pantheman-393109627: I’m poor and get nothing. Your lost.

  4. PanTheMan August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    @user-79422391: As I said: “So the employer is a cheapskate who found an excuse.”. Your blame is misplaced. And no, I haven’t felt screwed because with my low income I qualify for medicaid. No matter how affordable health insurance could be, it’s not affordable for someone who is paid as little as I am. But I do agree it’s a shitty situation. We think ours is the greatest country in the world, but we are seriously behind when it comes to healthcare. Either you’re wealthy and can afford it or you’re poor and can get it for free. If you’re somewhere in the middle, you take the biggest hit.

  5. display name August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    @pantheman-393109627: You poor person. You don’t even know when you’ve been screwed. Did you look at the cost numbers I wrote above – cost before obamacare and cost now? I can’t afford the increase and I’m sure a lot of employers can’t either. If it wasn’t for obamacare I and a lot of other people (maybe you too) who have responsibly maintained insurance throughout their lives would not have been priced out of decent healthcare coverage. Also, if you can’t see the outright evil of what they’ve done to people at the low end of the earning spectrum, you’re beyond hope.

  6. PanTheMan August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    Medicade is what I’m getting, but still, Obamacare is not to blame for what most of people complain about. “Because of Obamacare, my employer won’t…” So the employer is a cheapskate who found an excuse.

  7. display name August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    @pantheman-393109627: I don’t know anything about your situation (maybe your ins. is thru your employer, I’m self employed) but if you make less than 11.5k/yr you do not qualify for any federal assistance under obamacare according to healthcare.gov. If you don’t believe it you can check youself or give them a call or just google it. (exact amount = $11,770) Some states (not mine, FL) let you enroll in medicade if you’re below the 11.5 mark which is a state program and pays almost nothing.

  8. PanTheMan August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    “They gotta figure out why you’re moldy” lollll

  9. PanTheMan August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    @user-79422391: Maybe it’s different where you are. I live in Oregon, and unfortunately gross less than that (I do work, but not enough hours and I get paid a lousy wage), so I qualify for free healthcare. Have you taken a look at healthcare.gov? Before I did that, I always assumed my only option was to pay for my own plan.

  10. PanTheMan August 2, 2017 6:12 am


  11. display name August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    @pantheman-393109627: I don’t think you understand how it works. If you make less that 11,500 per year you get zero financial assistance from obmacare and you have to pay for healthcare yourself – 100%. In 2010 I paid 850 a year for my health insurance. The least expensive plan available to me now costs near 6000, if I could afford it.

  12. PanTheMan August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    I use one cup for water. It gets washed every 1-2 weeks.

  13. PanTheMan August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    That whistling wheeze. lol

  14. PanTheMan August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    @user-79422391: “Got reemed by obamacare” because you chose not to use it? No. You “got reemed” by yourself.

  15. display name August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    Nice to hear I’m not the only middle aged white guy that dropped below $11,500 in income and dosn’i get obamacare assistance. BTW – the cheapest BC BS ins. i could find was about $6000/yr with a $7000 deductable, not that it matters since I shure as hell cant afford it anyway cause I made less than 11,500 last year. 1n 2010 my insurance was $850 a year with a $5000 deductable which was great. Got reemed by obamacare

  16. display name August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    I got sciatica too from sitting on my wallet for years. It sucks

  17. Niels Toftgaard Toksvig August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    do the “sleeping dove” fo yo ass

  18. Niels Toftgaard Toksvig August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    it’s called Neogay

  19. ape_status August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    son of a bitch I love this guy!!!!

  20. tormann14 August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    Lyle, the effeminate heterosexual

  21. Annimal Magnetism August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    i get all my top ten lists from the watch mojo channal

  22. Demet A August 2, 2017 6:12 am


  23. John Wayne 79 August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    Just Kidding that guy in Germany

  24. John Wayne 79 August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    dude can get his armpits sweat glands removed. This guy needs to stop eating garlic and dog shit.

  25. John Wayne 79 August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    Grizzly has a few hundred pounds on a gorilla

  26. John Wayne 79 August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    Bildo, the bear wins every time

  27. John Wayne 79 August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    I didnt watch 10 actors who did it but seen it, Google time is right frecky

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