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Cap’n Crunch and Tony the Tiger Are Still Fighting About the National Anthem Kneelings and It’s Ruining My Mornings Lame Time Traveler Arrives to Warn Nation Against Electing Trump POTUS Wes Anderson Begins Filming Next Film In France A Funeral Director’s Guide on How Best to Die Dating By Invitation Only GPS Lite: The Navigation System That Doesn’t Know Where You’re Going Must Really Suck Being A Democrat These Days Help! I’m the Cialis Guy and I’m Trapped in an Eli Roth Film Fourth Verse Of Christmas Carol Gets Super Religious Tumblr To Ban All Adult Content The Swimsuit Issue L.A. Adds Lanes For Cyclists To Recover From Getting Hit By Cars I May Not Be The Prettiest Girl In The Room, But What I Do Have Is A Gun This Hotel A Goddamn Maze, Reports Father Michigan GOP Passes Legislation Rerouting Flint Drinking Water To Governor’s Mansion For Incoming Democrat Mom Sends Blurry, Indistinct Photo Of Computer Screen Showing Boots You Might Like Should The NFL Be Doing More To Prevent Female Concussions? How To Get A GoFundMe Insurance Plan NRCC Emails Stolen During Major 2018 Election Hack My Boyfriend Gave Me Cheetos For My Birthday (Love Advice) Zoologists Discover New Fastest Land Animal After Pumping White-Tailed Deer Full Of Steroids Fox News Intern Fetching Coffee Tells Herself This Will All Pay Off When She Trump’s Secretary Of State One Day Oscars to Give Out 'Participation' Awards Why You Never Ask Strangers in the Elevator If They Want to Get Drinks ‘Super Smash Bros. Ultimate’ Sunk By Unforgivable Inclusion Of Kirby, One Of The Most Offensive Harmful Stereotypes To Ever Appear In Popular Entertainment What's Beeping in the Giant Robot? Man Worried The 6th ‘Transformers’ Movie Will Just Be Stupid 5 Things To Know About ‘Super Smash Bros. Ultimate’ Top Agenda Items In Upcoming Democratic-Majority House The Trump Administration’s Official Recommendations for Hanukkah Parties Really, Was George W Bush So Bad? | You make the news…We report it! Sage Grouse Prepare To Defend Alaskan Territory Herpetologists Discover Species Of Frogs That Evolved To Spontaneously Grow Top Hat And Cane Woman Finds It Worrying That All Of New Boyfriend’s Previous Relationships Ended In Breakups Financial Experts Say Stock Market Constantly Plunging, Reaching Record Highs Leading Indicator Of Healthy Economy ‘No, Take Jeb Instead,’ Screams George W. Bush While Shoving Brother Into Father’s Grave David Attenborough Says Collapse Of Civilization On Horizon Should The NFL Prohibit Players From Appearing In Hotel Security Footage? Defeated Republicans In Wisconsin, Michigan Move To Neutralize Democrats Dog Who Successfully Detected Cancer In Owner Put Down For Practicing Medicine Without A License Trump Claims California Downpour Caused by 'Cloud Mismanagement' | Revlon Releases New Functionless Translucent Gel For Women Who Don’t Need Makeup Animorphs & Azkaban A Nightmare at the Abandoned Circuit City Incredibly Popular George H.W. Bush Funeral Gets Extended 2-Week Run Another Academy Award Winning Actor Grabs For The Racist Ring On National TV Optometrist Sets Pressure Of Air Puff Test Way Higher For Asshole Patients IBM Closes Jew-Tracking Division After Decades Of Declining Revenue Notes from Pantone Considering Which Shade of Taupe to Name 2019 Color of the Year Latest from the Humor Times Free App: ‘Christmas Wishes’ Trump is to Being President as Battery Acid is to Being a Skin Conditioner The 4 Medical Conditions That You Can Have Furloughed Willie Horton Pays Respects At George H.W. Bush Funeral International Climate Conference Kicks Off In Poland Producer Tells Actress Non-Disclosure Agreement Pretty Standard For Getting Away With Abusing His Power The Computer Mouse Turns 50 Mueller Expected To Reveal Details About 3 Major Players In Russia Investigation Wells Fargo Computer Glitch Accidentally Forecloses On All 5,700 Branches Our First Reactions To The Avengers 4 Trailer Wisconsin Legislature Weakens Incoming Democratic Governor By Restricting His Access To Food, Water, Shelter 8 Chill Ways To Deepen Your Relationships With Your Bros Nervous Maid Of Honor Just Stringing Together Random Maya Angelou Quotes Grieving Nation Solemnly Waits Extra Day For Their Amazon Shit Wow, Nobody Can Flirt With Me Anymore Last Year’s Cruise Ship Accident Will Not Affect How I Manage This Year’s Cruise Ships Scott Walker Changes Locks On Wisconsin Governor’s Office Raytheon Employee Going To Be Pissed If Bonus Just Missile Again Alternative Wedding Rings for Alternative Couples Plucky Band of Racist Children Commence Construction on Border Wall 11 Babies We Don’t Give A Shit About Fed Proposes Forcing Drugmakers To List Drug Prices In Ads Warby Parker Apologizes For Years Of Testing Glasses On Animals Researchers Publish List Of Ways Animals Can Help Fight Climate Change Guest Roster Assembled For Surprise Birthday Reveals Minimal Understanding Of Girlfriend’s Social Circle Trump Wants a Privatized Post Office Gina Haspel Briefs Senators On Saudis’ ‘Shockingly Uninspired’ Khashoggi Interrogation The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Vice President Pence and Vice President Biden Scientists Say Pluto Definitely A Planet Trump Boys Raid Sister’s Closet For Sexy Clothes They Can Use To Seduce And Blackmail Robert Mueller Woman Preemptively Posts A Few Good Photos Of Herself Online Just In Case She Ever Dies In Shooting GOP-Controlled Wisconsin Legislature Votes To Dissolve State Rather Than Let Democrats Have It The Graveyard of Good and Evil Working At This Diner for 35 Years, I’ve Seen All Walks of Life Deny Themselves True Culinary Pleasure Active-Shooter Drills By The Numbers Ohio State Begins Scouting For Next Scandal Your Horoscopes — Week Of December 4, 2018 New York City Sights to See During Your Next Emotional Breakdown The Week In Pictures – Week Of December 3, 2018 Christ Super Embarrassed About All That Stupid Shit He Said 2,000 Years Ago Man Parallel Parking Tries To Leave Enough Room Between Cars To Infuriate Other Drivers Into Just Giving Up Chemistry Teacher Encouraging Students To Fuck Around With Bunsen Burners In Last-Ditch Effort To Prove Science Is Cool China, U.S. Agree To Temporary Halt To Trade War George H.W. Bush Remembered For Vast Contributions To AIDS Quilting Community How I Got a Ticket Speed Dating My Boyfriend Is Jealous of Deadpool's Costume (Love Advice) Divorced Parents A Little Hurt Child’s Christmas List Doesn’t Include Heartbreaking Wish For Them To Get Back Together Horoscopes for Jerks: December, 2018 George H.W. Bush’s Casket Completes Log Flume Journey To U.S. Capitol Violence Erupts Across France As Citizens Protest High Cost Of Refilling Crème Brûlée Torches When You're a Total Push Over

27 Comments

  1. celestedelao August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    GOOGLING….LOL

  2. PanTheMan August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    @user-79422391: I’m sorry to hear that, but I’m sure there are reasons for that. Perhaps you haven’t tried, or perhaps your circumstances are such that you don’t qualify for any type of assistance in your area. I don’t know. What I do know is that I have a job, my annual gross income is low, and I was immediately approved for Medicaid when I applied on Healthcare.gov

  3. display name August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    @pantheman-393109627: I’m poor and get nothing. Your lost.

  4. PanTheMan August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    @user-79422391: As I said: “So the employer is a cheapskate who found an excuse.”. Your blame is misplaced. And no, I haven’t felt screwed because with my low income I qualify for medicaid. No matter how affordable health insurance could be, it’s not affordable for someone who is paid as little as I am. But I do agree it’s a shitty situation. We think ours is the greatest country in the world, but we are seriously behind when it comes to healthcare. Either you’re wealthy and can afford it or you’re poor and can get it for free. If you’re somewhere in the middle, you take the biggest hit.

  5. display name August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    @pantheman-393109627: You poor person. You don’t even know when you’ve been screwed. Did you look at the cost numbers I wrote above – cost before obamacare and cost now? I can’t afford the increase and I’m sure a lot of employers can’t either. If it wasn’t for obamacare I and a lot of other people (maybe you too) who have responsibly maintained insurance throughout their lives would not have been priced out of decent healthcare coverage. Also, if you can’t see the outright evil of what they’ve done to people at the low end of the earning spectrum, you’re beyond hope.

  6. PanTheMan August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    Medicade is what I’m getting, but still, Obamacare is not to blame for what most of people complain about. “Because of Obamacare, my employer won’t…” So the employer is a cheapskate who found an excuse.

  7. display name August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    @pantheman-393109627: I don’t know anything about your situation (maybe your ins. is thru your employer, I’m self employed) but if you make less than 11.5k/yr you do not qualify for any federal assistance under obamacare according to healthcare.gov. If you don’t believe it you can check youself or give them a call or just google it. (exact amount = $11,770) Some states (not mine, FL) let you enroll in medicade if you’re below the 11.5 mark which is a state program and pays almost nothing.

  8. PanTheMan August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    “They gotta figure out why you’re moldy” lollll

  9. PanTheMan August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    @user-79422391: Maybe it’s different where you are. I live in Oregon, and unfortunately gross less than that (I do work, but not enough hours and I get paid a lousy wage), so I qualify for free healthcare. Have you taken a look at healthcare.gov? Before I did that, I always assumed my only option was to pay for my own plan.

  10. PanTheMan August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    MODAL?!

  11. display name August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    @pantheman-393109627: I don’t think you understand how it works. If you make less that 11,500 per year you get zero financial assistance from obmacare and you have to pay for healthcare yourself – 100%. In 2010 I paid 850 a year for my health insurance. The least expensive plan available to me now costs near 6000, if I could afford it.

  12. PanTheMan August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    I use one cup for water. It gets washed every 1-2 weeks.

  13. PanTheMan August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    That whistling wheeze. lol

  14. PanTheMan August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    @user-79422391: “Got reemed by obamacare” because you chose not to use it? No. You “got reemed” by yourself.

  15. display name August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    Nice to hear I’m not the only middle aged white guy that dropped below $11,500 in income and dosn’i get obamacare assistance. BTW – the cheapest BC BS ins. i could find was about $6000/yr with a $7000 deductable, not that it matters since I shure as hell cant afford it anyway cause I made less than 11,500 last year. 1n 2010 my insurance was $850 a year with a $5000 deductable which was great. Got reemed by obamacare

  16. display name August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    I got sciatica too from sitting on my wallet for years. It sucks

  17. Niels Toftgaard Toksvig August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    do the “sleeping dove” fo yo ass

  18. Niels Toftgaard Toksvig August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    it’s called Neogay

  19. ape_status August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    son of a bitch I love this guy!!!!

  20. tormann14 August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    Lyle, the effeminate heterosexual

  21. Annimal Magnetism August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    i get all my top ten lists from the watch mojo channal

  22. Demet A August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    BUTTEH!

  23. John Wayne 79 August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    Just Kidding that guy in Germany

  24. John Wayne 79 August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    dude can get his armpits sweat glands removed. This guy needs to stop eating garlic and dog shit.

  25. John Wayne 79 August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    Grizzly has a few hundred pounds on a gorilla

  26. John Wayne 79 August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    Bildo, the bear wins every time

  27. John Wayne 79 August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    I didnt watch 10 actors who did it but seen it, Google time is right frecky

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