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GOP Releases New Letter Supporting Kavanaugh Signed By Orrin Hatch 500 Times Steve Bannon Calls #MeToo Most Powerful Political Movement In World Marine Biologists Reveal That Majority Of World’s Oceans Remain Boring As Shit White House Raises Official Hurricane Florence Death Toll To -17 Our Weirdest Sex Misconceptions Koch Brothers Furious Kavanaugh Never Disclosed That Nation Might Care About Sexual Abuse I Read Your Guidelines, But I’m Submitting This Piece That Clearly Isn’t a Fit for Your Publication Because, Well, Just Read It and You’ll See Why Kavanaugh On Sexual Assault Allegations: ‘I Miss High School’ The Week In Pictures – Week Of September 17, 2018 Maxine Waters Fails Hearing Test | You make the news…We report it! Oh no! 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27 Comments

  1. celestedelao August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    GOOGLING….LOL

  2. PanTheMan August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    @user-79422391: I’m sorry to hear that, but I’m sure there are reasons for that. Perhaps you haven’t tried, or perhaps your circumstances are such that you don’t qualify for any type of assistance in your area. I don’t know. What I do know is that I have a job, my annual gross income is low, and I was immediately approved for Medicaid when I applied on Healthcare.gov

  3. display name August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    @pantheman-393109627: I’m poor and get nothing. Your lost.

  4. PanTheMan August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    @user-79422391: As I said: “So the employer is a cheapskate who found an excuse.”. Your blame is misplaced. And no, I haven’t felt screwed because with my low income I qualify for medicaid. No matter how affordable health insurance could be, it’s not affordable for someone who is paid as little as I am. But I do agree it’s a shitty situation. We think ours is the greatest country in the world, but we are seriously behind when it comes to healthcare. Either you’re wealthy and can afford it or you’re poor and can get it for free. If you’re somewhere in the middle, you take the biggest hit.

  5. display name August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    @pantheman-393109627: You poor person. You don’t even know when you’ve been screwed. Did you look at the cost numbers I wrote above – cost before obamacare and cost now? I can’t afford the increase and I’m sure a lot of employers can’t either. If it wasn’t for obamacare I and a lot of other people (maybe you too) who have responsibly maintained insurance throughout their lives would not have been priced out of decent healthcare coverage. Also, if you can’t see the outright evil of what they’ve done to people at the low end of the earning spectrum, you’re beyond hope.

  6. PanTheMan August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    Medicade is what I’m getting, but still, Obamacare is not to blame for what most of people complain about. “Because of Obamacare, my employer won’t…” So the employer is a cheapskate who found an excuse.

  7. display name August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    @pantheman-393109627: I don’t know anything about your situation (maybe your ins. is thru your employer, I’m self employed) but if you make less than 11.5k/yr you do not qualify for any federal assistance under obamacare according to healthcare.gov. If you don’t believe it you can check youself or give them a call or just google it. (exact amount = $11,770) Some states (not mine, FL) let you enroll in medicade if you’re below the 11.5 mark which is a state program and pays almost nothing.

  8. PanTheMan August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    “They gotta figure out why you’re moldy” lollll

  9. PanTheMan August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    @user-79422391: Maybe it’s different where you are. I live in Oregon, and unfortunately gross less than that (I do work, but not enough hours and I get paid a lousy wage), so I qualify for free healthcare. Have you taken a look at healthcare.gov? Before I did that, I always assumed my only option was to pay for my own plan.

  10. PanTheMan August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    MODAL?!

  11. display name August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    @pantheman-393109627: I don’t think you understand how it works. If you make less that 11,500 per year you get zero financial assistance from obmacare and you have to pay for healthcare yourself – 100%. In 2010 I paid 850 a year for my health insurance. The least expensive plan available to me now costs near 6000, if I could afford it.

  12. PanTheMan August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    I use one cup for water. It gets washed every 1-2 weeks.

  13. PanTheMan August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    That whistling wheeze. lol

  14. PanTheMan August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    @user-79422391: “Got reemed by obamacare” because you chose not to use it? No. You “got reemed” by yourself.

  15. display name August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    Nice to hear I’m not the only middle aged white guy that dropped below $11,500 in income and dosn’i get obamacare assistance. BTW – the cheapest BC BS ins. i could find was about $6000/yr with a $7000 deductable, not that it matters since I shure as hell cant afford it anyway cause I made less than 11,500 last year. 1n 2010 my insurance was $850 a year with a $5000 deductable which was great. Got reemed by obamacare

  16. display name August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    I got sciatica too from sitting on my wallet for years. It sucks

  17. Niels Toftgaard Toksvig August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    do the “sleeping dove” fo yo ass

  18. Niels Toftgaard Toksvig August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    it’s called Neogay

  19. ape_status August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    son of a bitch I love this guy!!!!

  20. tormann14 August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    Lyle, the effeminate heterosexual

  21. Annimal Magnetism August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    i get all my top ten lists from the watch mojo channal

  22. Demet A August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    BUTTEH!

  23. John Wayne 79 August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    Just Kidding that guy in Germany

  24. John Wayne 79 August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    dude can get his armpits sweat glands removed. This guy needs to stop eating garlic and dog shit.

  25. John Wayne 79 August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    Grizzly has a few hundred pounds on a gorilla

  26. John Wayne 79 August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    Bildo, the bear wins every time

  27. John Wayne 79 August 2, 2017 6:12 am

    I didnt watch 10 actors who did it but seen it, Google time is right frecky

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