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Scientists Reveal Universe Actually Shaped Like iPhone 7s I Voted For Donald Trump Because I Thought He’d Help Me Win Sandra Back. I Was Wrong. Escape Room Inspired By My Mother-in-Law It's My Right to Hold This Turd Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque To Compete in LPGA Tour Category Snore Will Monday Night Football Cut Jason Witten After The Analyst Went 0 For 65 While Talking? Man Who Just Beat Computer Solitaire Never Asked For Overwhelming Sensory Assault Of Victory Animation College Freshman Has Friend From Home Visiting Way Too Soon Applicant Who Actually Faced Punishment For Sexual Assault Clearly Not Yale Material Comey: Mueller May be In ‘Fourth Quarter’ Of Investigation Skittles Unveils New Liqui-Gels For Fast-Acting Fruity Flavor QUIZ: Did The President Say This? Polite High School Football Team Runs Around Banner That Took Hours To Make The Trump Cabinet Quiz – Rod Bartchy, Humor Times The World Needs More Mr. Rogers Memes Over 417,000 Hours Of Private Presidential Conversations Discovered After No One Remembered To Turn Off Richard Nixon’s Tape Recorder ‘New York Times’ Announces Appointment Of Anonymous Source As Editor-In-Chief 6 Things That Are Obnoxious When Other Couples Do Them But Great When They’re Happening To You Pros And Cons Of Amazon Trump Asks Why Kavanaugh Accuser Didn’t Just Immediately Request Hush Money I’m Writing Today to Recommend My Student and His Viral Fail Video Congress Wishes They Could Help Puerto Rico But It’s All The Way Over There The Investigation Stalled, The Case Went Cold, We Had To Print Something Anyway Sony Launching Retro PlayStation Classic In December President Obama’s New Slogan, I Can Hear You Now Dracula’s Castle For Sale in Transylvania Stern Letters From Health Inspectors To Musicians Who Sang About Food Brad Pitt’s Foundation Sued For Building Shoddy Homes After Katrina Sweetheart, The Day You Were Conceived Was The Best Day Of My Life Al Roker Strongly Considers Retiring From Creating The Weather Can A Serial Marijuana User Like Josh Gordon Fit In With The Patriots’ Cocaine-Based Culture? Premature Evacuation: Exit Seat Employment Kevin Hart Just Going To Assume He’s In ‘Space Jam 2’ Unless He Hears Otherwise Hookers and Porn Models in Uproar after ‘Mario Kart’ Trump Dick Revelation 80% Of Women Currently Wearing Wrong Size Bra, Shirt, Shoes, Pants, Hat How Far-Out Is Trump’s War Policy? How Trump Is Remaking America’s Court System The GOP Hokey Pokey – Will Durst, Humor Times Jimmy Butler Gives Wolves List Of 29 Preferred Trade Destinations r/Relationships: I suspect that my GF [33] steals monuments GOP Officials Urge Calmer, More Reasonable Death Threats Toward Kavanaugh Accuser Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/18/18 Top 10 Reasons Trump Will Never Step Down ‘Sesame Street’ Writer Backtracks On Claim That Bert And Bernie Gay BBC announces spin -off series for the Bodyguard Weight Loss Hypnosis for Free, if that’s the Sort of Humbug you’re into Report: Make It Stop Stumbling Drunk Chuck Grassley Warns Kavanaugh Accuser She Can Testify All She Wants But No One’s Going To Believe Her Celebrity Slumber Party with Jack Black Trump Makes Light-Hearted Jokes With Dead Bodies Of Hurricane Victims During Visit To Carolinas 4th Grader Panics Upon Realizing Classmate Giving Presentation Had Exact Same Summer As He Did Sensory Homunculus Diagram So Fucking Hot New Beatles Box Set Features 172 Unreleased Songs About Wanting To Hold Hands Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, Will You Give My “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt” Spec a Read? The Worst Hurricanes In U.S. History Senate Passes Bipartisan Opioid Legislation Supposedly Educated Professor Has No Idea How To Get Bird Out Of Lecture Hall We Have Proof That Muppets Have Sex and Bert & Ernie Are Gay How I Failed at Being a Gilmore Girl Kavanaugh Shouldn’t Be Held Accountable For Something He Did As White Teenager FEMA Dispatches Crews To Do Whatever They Need To Do To Look Busy Ink-Splattered Trump Boys Counter Media Bias By Hand-Printing Own Newspaper In White House Basement The Best of Precious Plum & Mama PlayStation Classic To Include Friend Who Always Whooped Your Ass To Complete Retro Gaming Experience Shocking Biblical Study Reveals Methushael Did Not Beget Lamech Paul McCartney Releases 18th Solo Album Local Man Unsure If Woman Type Of Lesbian Who Only Dates Women Your #MeToo “Apology” For Yom Kippur Has Been Rejected Ronco and The Franklin Mint Combine with Democratic Party on Commemorative Plate Set Clarence Thomas Returns To Senate As White Man Named Brett My Husband Les Moonvez Gave Us Young Sheldon, And That's Good Enough for Me! By: Julie Chen London Mayor Calls For Second Brexit Referendum Fraternity Brothers Make Note Not To Kill Pledge Whose Family Has Lake House Marc Benioff Buys ‘Time’ Magazine For $190 Million White House Increases Number Of Asylum Seekers Allowed To Enter Spike-Filled Refugee Compactor Ted Cruz Attempts To Connect With Voters By Wearing More Handsome Man’s Face As Mask Blood-Spattered Sarah Huckabee Sanders Holds Up Huge Dismembered Penis To Prove Presidential Member Completely Normal Woman Longs For Day When First Female President Can Have Tell-All Book Written About Disgusting Vagina Your Horoscopes — Week Of September 18, 2018 Video Game Character Stares Impotently At Forbidden Realm Beyond Impassable Waist-High Bush Emotional Le’Veon Bell Reveals Holdout A Result Of Forgetting How To Run Is This The Worst Life Hack Ever Made? How to Make an Atom Bomb While Your Roommates Are Out of Town Tips For Long Bike Rides Scientist Close To Developing Life-Saving Vaccine That They Can Rub In Faces Of Their Doubters RuPaul Makes History as Viacom Earns 8 Awards – Viacom Corporate A Massive Storm is Barreling Down on my Family and Conversation with Them Has Never Been Easier Semi-Humorous Meetings with Strange Creatures in the Night The Failing Donald Trump Hires a Posse White Castle Now Selling Veggie Burger Sliders Nationwide The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Buckwheat Luke, Owen Wilson Recall Meeting On Set Of ‘The Royal Tenenbaums’ Kavanaugh Defends His Originalist Position Fingernail Got Fucking Huge Out Of Nowhere We Want Your House – Howard Zaharoff, Humor Times Cash-Strapped Zuckerberg Forced To Sell 11 Million Facebook Users Senate Republicans Seek To Delay Kavanaugh Vote Until Accuser Properly Smeared Emergency Room Admissions To Soar On Trump’s FEMA Text Alert Trial Kavanaugh Sweating Bullets After Betting Life Savings On Being Confirmed To Supreme Court


  1. Fred B August 3, 2017 2:25 am

    “I didn’t do well in schools, i did great in life though”. Something to think about and live by

  2. Clowsejl August 3, 2017 2:25 am


  3. priscilla August 3, 2017 2:25 am

    take her to starbucks or any coffee shop where they ask your name on your order

  4. tim'o C August 3, 2017 2:25 am

    foot taps

  5. Brian Umholtz August 3, 2017 2:25 am

    I just quit watching football. It’s all bullshit.

  6. Eddie O'Hagan August 3, 2017 2:25 am

    Theres alot of evidence showing ADD is part of our evolution since we are constantly multitasking.

  7. Eddie O'Hagan August 3, 2017 2:25 am

    Dont feel bad, I’m an Engineer and High School math I found to be useless and confusing.

  8. yappergaffer August 3, 2017 2:25 am

    just ask her for her email address, say you want to forward her something. It should have her name pop up when she responds even if it’s not in the addy.

  9. Cory923 August 3, 2017 2:25 am

    Collateral Damage or something?

  10. Jeremy Conley 4 August 3, 2017 2:25 am

    Sounds like my life.

  11. Flor van der Ven August 3, 2017 2:25 am


  12. eric-a-harris August 3, 2017 2:25 am

    Your swearing goes up by a factor of 10 when back in Beantown. #math

  13. Anan Abushqara August 3, 2017 2:25 am

    when she tesxts next time. Text back “new phone lost all contacts”

  14. CrownRock August 3, 2017 2:25 am

    The section on math was brilliant and spot on

  15. Squll Liu August 3, 2017 2:25 am

    all day construcktion for more money for estlie agent, buy a house, do the house, put on more shiny shit, it’s all the money earning cycle.

  16. Cubs and Suds August 3, 2017 2:25 am

    have a friend call her # and see if she spills the beans on her #, she will think it is just a wrong # and you might get her to drop her name

  17. Northern Elements August 3, 2017 2:25 am

    Dude it happens.Once you forgot the name theirs no good way to say whats your name again. The more time that passes the worse it gets!!

  18. Aaron Catlin Styles August 3, 2017 2:25 am

    In text you say “Who is this? My phone is messing up and says your phone number is unavailable” On Facebook you text her and say “Hey, how do you spell your name? (You know the name, just don’t how to spell it. Very reasonable) Because it isn’t coming up in Facebook searches.” You fucking dummies

  19. Flaming Dicer August 3, 2017 2:25 am

    If she is on facebook … Just search her work place or people in CA who work there.. come on guys ur in America you should know all the usefull basic apps

  20. Flaming Dicer August 3, 2017 2:25 am

    OMG BILL Tell him to Search her number in “TrueCaller App” …

  21. T-Prince August 3, 2017 2:25 am


  22. Nick Langer August 3, 2017 2:25 am

    phil kessel

  23. Dave Anthony August 3, 2017 2:25 am

    @theeman41394: BRILLIANT

  24. Cesar Cantua August 3, 2017 2:25 am

    Me undies me undies no more sweaty balls!!!

  25. don't mess with furio August 3, 2017 2:25 am

    Butthurt Billy

  26. Steve Wilkes August 3, 2017 2:25 am

    Ask her for her email address, there’s a good chance it’ll have her name in it

  27. Benjamin Kenny August 3, 2017 2:25 am

    Don’t drink too much!!!!! Waggin my finger like a motherfucker. But you’re human and I would not blame ya but you are getting very popular and you are bringing a lot of joy to a lot of people so just get a voodoo priest to take the age off Bill Cosby and put it on yourself, maybe that help ya a live a couple extra years.

  28. Benjamin Kenny August 3, 2017 2:25 am

    banned nice knowin ya shave buttahhhhhhhh

  29. Benjamin Kenny August 3, 2017 2:25 am

    Congrats you have testicles now move one.

  30. Benjamin Kenny August 3, 2017 2:25 am

    Who cares. LIsten to Slayer.

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