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How Trump Is Remaking America’s Court System The GOP Hokey Pokey – Will Durst, Humor Times Jimmy Butler Gives Wolves List Of 29 Preferred Trade Destinations r/Relationships: I suspect that my GF [33] steals monuments GOP Officials Urge Calmer, More Reasonable Death Threats Toward Kavanaugh Accuser Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/18/18 Top 10 Reasons Trump Will Never Step Down ‘Sesame Street’ Writer Backtracks On Claim That Bert And Bernie Gay BBC announces spin -off series for the Bodyguard Weight Loss Hypnosis for Free, if that’s the Sort of Humbug you’re into Report: Make It Stop Stumbling Drunk Chuck Grassley Warns Kavanaugh Accuser She Can Testify All She Wants But No One’s Going To Believe Her Celebrity Slumber Party with Jack Black Trump Makes Light-Hearted Jokes With Dead Bodies Of Hurricane Victims During Visit To Carolinas 4th Grader Panics Upon Realizing Classmate Giving Presentation Had Exact Same Summer As He Did Sensory Homunculus Diagram So Fucking Hot New Beatles Box Set Features 172 Unreleased Songs About Wanting To Hold Hands Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, Will You Give My “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt” Spec a Read? The Worst Hurricanes In U.S. History Senate Passes Bipartisan Opioid Legislation Supposedly Educated Professor Has No Idea How To Get Bird Out Of Lecture Hall We Have Proof That Muppets Have Sex and Bert & Ernie Are Gay How I Failed at Being a Gilmore Girl Kavanaugh Shouldn’t Be Held Accountable For Something He Did As White Teenager FEMA Dispatches Crews To Do Whatever They Need To Do To Look Busy Ink-Splattered Trump Boys Counter Media Bias By Hand-Printing Own Newspaper In White House Basement The Best of Precious Plum & Mama PlayStation Classic To Include Friend Who Always Whooped Your Ass To Complete Retro Gaming Experience Shocking Biblical Study Reveals Methushael Did Not Beget Lamech Paul McCartney Releases 18th Solo Album Local Man Unsure If Woman Type Of Lesbian Who Only Dates Women Your #MeToo “Apology” For Yom Kippur Has Been Rejected Ronco and The Franklin Mint Combine with Democratic Party on Commemorative Plate Set Clarence Thomas Returns To Senate As White Man Named Brett My Husband Les Moonvez Gave Us Young Sheldon, And That's Good Enough for Me! 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30 Comments

  1. allye August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    I can’t feel my lips, I have no money, this is my last cigarette, I’m horny, and I have the runs–thanks cocaine

  2. allye August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    and now alllll the drugs are back!!!

  3. Sid (DJ) August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    Have fun fucko!

  4. Sugar_Bear August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    granny fuckin wattta!

  5. AMD10 August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    I love it that you know what drum and bass is

  6. AMD10 August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    I love it that you know what drum n bass is

  7. Tony Guertin August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    Krokodil not coke

  8. Martin Striberger August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    Holy shit, starting here and 20 seconds more is fucking hilarious haha

  9. Strangers With Guns August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    thats true in boxing

  10. Strangers With Guns August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    josh koscheck

  11. Strangers With Guns August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    steve corino

  12. Brendan Coughlin 4 August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    Hell yeah Mute Math is so good!

  13. Adnane Fegrouche August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    ha ha

  14. Dante insertlastname August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    keepin make video bab boy i break u like a tweegy fuckin boi

  15. macclainandcole August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    Ugggg no NIA please. That voice….ugggg. Seriously so boring.

  16. macclainandcole August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    Here she is- It’s Granny Fucking Wata! www.boardgamemuse.com/2013/06/libertalia-hints.html LMAO

  17. User 831868937 August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    It was likely a nail from a kick or even a punch that dragged along his neck.

  18. ZEDI∆N August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    lol fucking hilarious

  19. Leonard Kowalski August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    lol @ explaining away his behavior

  20. ape_status August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    It is true. That’s why it’s a fucking business. Get stooges to keep buying houses. So there is a market.

  21. ape_status August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    Damn Bill! Break that shit down

  22. ape_status August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    no bill…. NOOOOOOOOO

  23. Andrei Neculai August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    Fuck the Grammys. Here, some drums : www.youtube.com/watch?v=_quRW8IKZ5Q . And the full song : www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSEQZ8reJA4 . Hope you like it

  24. Danielle Dixon August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    Alabama Shakes

  25. philippos August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    what’s the name of the band ?

  26. Ray TheGourmet August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    do ya wanna shave ya twaat there…

  27. PanTheMan August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    Wrong, Nia. It’s one piece of cake. He can eat it. And he can eat a piece that’s 1/3rd the size of everyone else’s, if he wants. He’s an asshole. Don’t support him.

  28. PanTheMan August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    @angie-gutierrez-34: I can see you are the second biggest fan here, next to my opinionated self. Good job!

  29. PanTheMan August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    Bill, he’d probably get fired. lol

  30. PanTheMan August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    First of all, you do give a shit what they think or you wouldn’t be thinking about it and wouldn’t have written to Bill, hoping that he would back you up. Second of all, one piece of cake per month is not going to fuck up your healthy routine. If you like cake – and I’m sure you do – you are being a douche to yourself as much as to everyone else. Stop being so pompous and enjoy a piece. If you were a vegetarian and were denying a burger or something, that’s different. Eat the cake, dude. Ask for a super small slice, if you want. Not only will you be participating in the happy celebration, but you will be doing what you really want to be doing.

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