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Woman Who Hasn’t Bought Anything Recently Wondering Why She Suddenly Happy Maria Butina Pleads Guilty To Russian Scheme To Influence Conservatives Ryan Zinke Apologizes For Misuse Of Government Funds By Sending Ethics Committee $160,000 Vase My Girlfriend Cooked All of My Beans At Once (Love Advice) Help! My Emotional Support Python is Killing Me! Everything Reminds Man Of ‘Her’ Trump Administration Launches Human Rights Investigation Into Senate’s Harsh Treatment Of Mohammad Bin Salman Tumblr CEO: No More Porn Report: Re-mixxxx! 5 Tastefully Decorated Tiny Homes That Also Happen to be Haunted ‘Sesame Street’ Includes First Muppet To Experience Homelessness The Week In Pictures – Week Of December 17, 2018 Dear RIAA, Please Require a “Step-Parental Advisory” Sticker on All Late 90’s Nu Metal Albums Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Maxine Waters Say Christmas is a Racist Holiday Plum and Mama Bloopers Radio Station Pulls "Racist" White Christmas from X-Mas Rotation He Sits Askew – TextToons List: White Elephant Gift Exchange Power-Ups Devil's Triangle [Full Episode] He Finally Gets 48 – A Textoon Brexit Dilemma Journal Entries Show That Henry Ford Invented the Weekend in Part Because He Loved to Get Wrecked in a Major Way Bush, Loafers Thrown At Him Reunite On NBC For 10-Year Anniversary Special Kirstjen Nielsen Urges Migrant 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Origins Of Popular Christmas Songs Long Lost “A Christmas Carol” Remake Starring Worst Actors Ever Discovered in Storage Facility Kleenex To Release Special Facial Product For Democrats: “Pity Me Tissues” Theresa May Narrowly Manages To Survive Parliamentary Firing Squad New Smithsonian Exhibit Honors Thousands Of Pets Who Joined Workforce After Owners Left To Fight In World War II CNN Opens Up 24-Hour Anonymous Tip Line For Anyone With Synonyms For ‘Mueller Closing In’ Trump Ex-Lawyer Michael Cohen Given 36 Months In Prison Nation Finally Ready To Look At More Sidewalk Drawings That Look Like Big Holes But Are Actually Just Flat My Boyfriend Wants To Go On a "Gaycation" (Love Advice) Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame Rescinds Nomination After Discovering The Cure Was Voted In As Cruel Prank By Popular Kids Warhammer & The Weasleys Donald Trump’s Criterion Top 10 Mortician Always Keeps Hammer At Tableside Just In Case One Comes Back To Life U.S. Military Honors Sacrifices Of NFL Players By Wearing Jerseys Throughout December Theresa May Delays Vote On Brexit Deal System For Telling Clean Clothes From Dirty Falls Apart By Second Day Of Trip Ayatollah Upset Notre Dame Made NCAA Playoff Instead of UCF Jackets to Buy This Winter Instead of Having a Personality “Lawyers, Guns and Money” Playing Repeatedly In West Wing At High Volume U.S. Coal Consumption Drops To Lowest Level In 40 Years ‘Oh, Was I Not Enough For You?’ Amazon Echo Asks Couple Bringing New Baby Home Delta Plane Jettisons Dozens Of Comfort Animals Midflight Following Policy Changes Orrin Hatch Delivers Farewell Address From Coffin Descending Into Plot Dug In Middle Of Senate Floor Pros And Cons Of Seeking Out Uncontacted Peoples Time Awards Person Of The Year To Targeted Journalists Including Jamal Khashoggi Machiavelli’s Job Application Campbell’s Unveils New Tomato Soup Humidifier The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Senator Chuck Grassley Michael Cohen Granted Prison Work Release For New Job With Trump 2020 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White House Holiday Decorations Through History Trump Threatens to Hold Breath ‘Until Mueller Goes Away’ Trump Claims Substantial Portions Of The U.S.-Mexico Laser Forcefield Have Already Been Built Jonesing Nation Demands Trump Tell Them Where, Exactly, Drugs Are Pouring Into Country Satanic Statue On Display In Illinois Capitol Building For Holidays Soldier Back Home From Serving At Mexico Border Still Having Nightmares About Being Used As Political Prop How To Spot Red Flags With My Married Dom? (Love Advice) Google Translation for Work-Appropriate Self-Evaluations Local Clan Attempts To Intimidate Rivals With Aggressive Display Of Fertility See Plum Run: Official Music Video Authoritarian Secretary Of Transportation Declares She Has Ultimate Right Of Way In Every Traffic Scenario Bertolli Packaging Promises Empty Ravioli Floating In Filling-Saturated Water In Just 5 Minutes Court Filings Suggest Trump Illegally Directed Hush Money Payments Your Horoscopes — Week Of December 11, 2018 Mosquitos: The Best Support System You Never Knew You Had ‘Game Of Thrones’ Fans Now Just Hoping George R.R. Martin Dies Soon So Estate Can Release Whatever He’s Already Written Those Sensors That Flush Public Toilets Were Also Cameras This Whole Time John Kelly Resigns In Last-Ditch Effort To Save His And Trump’s Friendship John Kelly Out As Chief Of Staff MLB Hoping To Boost Attendance At League Meetings With ‘Star Wars’ Night

30 Comments

  1. allye August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    I can’t feel my lips, I have no money, this is my last cigarette, I’m horny, and I have the runs–thanks cocaine

  2. allye August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    and now alllll the drugs are back!!!

  3. Sid (DJ) August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    Have fun fucko!

  4. Sugar_Bear August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    granny fuckin wattta!

  5. AMD10 August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    I love it that you know what drum and bass is

  6. AMD10 August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    I love it that you know what drum n bass is

  7. Tony Guertin August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    Krokodil not coke

  8. Martin Striberger August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    Holy shit, starting here and 20 seconds more is fucking hilarious haha

  9. Strangers With Guns August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    thats true in boxing

  10. Strangers With Guns August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    josh koscheck

  11. Strangers With Guns August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    steve corino

  12. Brendan Coughlin 4 August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    Hell yeah Mute Math is so good!

  13. Adnane Fegrouche August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    ha ha

  14. Dante insertlastname August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    keepin make video bab boy i break u like a tweegy fuckin boi

  15. macclainandcole August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    Ugggg no NIA please. That voice….ugggg. Seriously so boring.

  16. macclainandcole August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    Here she is- It’s Granny Fucking Wata! www.boardgamemuse.com/2013/06/libertalia-hints.html LMAO

  17. User 831868937 August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    It was likely a nail from a kick or even a punch that dragged along his neck.

  18. ZEDI∆N August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    lol fucking hilarious

  19. Leonard Kowalski August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    lol @ explaining away his behavior

  20. ape_status August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    It is true. That’s why it’s a fucking business. Get stooges to keep buying houses. So there is a market.

  21. ape_status August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    Damn Bill! Break that shit down

  22. ape_status August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    no bill…. NOOOOOOOOO

  23. Andrei Neculai August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    Fuck the Grammys. Here, some drums : www.youtube.com/watch?v=_quRW8IKZ5Q . And the full song : www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSEQZ8reJA4 . Hope you like it

  24. Danielle Dixon August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    Alabama Shakes

  25. philippos August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    what’s the name of the band ?

  26. Ray TheGourmet August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    do ya wanna shave ya twaat there…

  27. PanTheMan August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    Wrong, Nia. It’s one piece of cake. He can eat it. And he can eat a piece that’s 1/3rd the size of everyone else’s, if he wants. He’s an asshole. Don’t support him.

  28. PanTheMan August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    @angie-gutierrez-34: I can see you are the second biggest fan here, next to my opinionated self. Good job!

  29. PanTheMan August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    Bill, he’d probably get fired. lol

  30. PanTheMan August 2, 2017 6:00 pm

    First of all, you do give a shit what they think or you wouldn’t be thinking about it and wouldn’t have written to Bill, hoping that he would back you up. Second of all, one piece of cake per month is not going to fuck up your healthy routine. If you like cake – and I’m sure you do – you are being a douche to yourself as much as to everyone else. Stop being so pompous and enjoy a piece. If you were a vegetarian and were denying a burger or something, that’s different. Eat the cake, dude. Ask for a super small slice, if you want. Not only will you be participating in the happy celebration, but you will be doing what you really want to be doing.

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