I am the former Lord of Winterfell and I regret taking my last job offer, AMA.
A prophecy that predicted the deaths of all three of my children was recently fulfilled, but I look fierce as hell in this pixie cut, AMA.
Hi! I have one arm and a crush on my sister, AMA!
My family thought I was dead, but I was really just busy wearing a bunch of dead people’s faces, AMA.
My cunt brother pushed my face into a fire when I was a kid and now I’m really fucking afraid of fire, AMA.
I’M A SPOILED, MEGALOMANIACAL SOCIOPATH AND FORMER BOY KING CURRENTLY BURNING IN THE FIRES OF HELL, AMA.
I’M PRETTY SURE I DESERVED TO BE EATEN BY MY OWN DOGS, AMA.
I’m the Lady of Winterfell, and I’m unlucky in love, AMA.
I’m an all-seeing three-eyed raven with the ability to control the minds of beasts and humans, and I am still the most boring member of my family, AMA.
I am the leader of the Unsullied army and I have no penis, AMA.
I am a master of whisperers and I have no penis, AMA.
I may have just watched my longtime captor dine on one of my severed body parts. Relatedly, I have no penis. AMA
It’s my first night keeping lookout on The Wall with the Night’s Watch and things seem pretty chill, AMA.
I’m about to destroy a 700-foot ice wall and lay waste to a continent full of humans with my White Walker army and reanimated dragon, AMA.
I’m a muthafuckin’ dragon!!!!!!!!!!! (AMA)
I am desperately trying to prepare the Seven Kingdoms for the arrival of winter, because, guess what, fools—IT’S COMING. Apparently I know nothing, but ask me anything.
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