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Area Bus Driver Would Prefer Not To Say 'You’re Welcome' For Thousandth Time Today Drinking Alcohol Linked To Long Life Wait, Start That Story Again Badass Churchgoer Doesn’t Even Have To Look At Hymnal 5 Ways to Quit a Bad Habit Open Casket Really Ruining Vibe At Funeral FDA Finds Euthanasia In Several Brands Of Dog Food Overheard Conversations | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour Sex Education | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour Survey: Genital Stimulation Maintains Popularity George, Amal Clooney To Join Florida Teens In Gun March Chiropractor Scrambling To Put Vertebrae Back In Right Order Before End Of Session AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (February 21st, 2018 Edition) Panicked Billy Graham Realizes He Took Wrong Turn Into Heaven’s Largest Gay Neighborhood Passengers Praying Uber Just A Hobby For Elderly Driver Man Just Going To Assume This Counts As ‘Minced’ Why Ron Swanson Was the Worst Character On Parks & Rec Nation’s Older Brothers Recommend Not Being Such A Little Bitch The Realities of Being a “California Girl”: SoCal vs NorCal A College Student Considers the Irony of Modern Life Was Being Transported to King Arthur’s Court and Charged With Saving Camelot Really the Best Way to Learn Self-Confidence or Whatever? Your Horoscopes — Week Of February 20, 2018 ‘Brain Games’ Recalls Thousands Of Defective Word Puzzles That Gave Users Alzheimer’s Man Crushed By Lack Of Filth On Q-Tip Pulled From Ear 90% Of Americans Strongly Opposed To Each Other Scientists Create First Sheep-Human Hybrids 14 Math Equations that Explain the Trump Administration Capsizing Boat Passes U.S. In Global Quality Of Life Rankings  Ant Hoping Queen Will Notice Pretzel Crumb He Got Her Olympic Figure Skating Inspires Thousands Of Little Girls To Drop Couple Hundred On Skates They'll Use Once How Twitter Addresses User Complaints Russian Bots Announce New Fragrance Line, Gets 1.3 Million Likes Up, Up, And Astray Are You Addicted to Click? Conquer Your Year with CloseTabuary My Bhutanese Drama Students Want to Recreate “Son of the Mask” and I Have No Idea What to Do AR-15 Appointed As Secretary of Health and Human Services AR-15 Appointed As Secretary of Health and Human Services Charles Manson’s Body Still On Ice Due To Dispute Teen On Brink Of Experiencing Incredible Journey Of Motherhood Instead Asks Boyfriend To Use Condom The Week In Pictures – Week Of February 19, 2018 Area Ladder Never Thought It Would End Up A Bookcase Pet Turtle Going Hog Wild On Terrarium’s New Stick ‘I’m Going To Hell For Laughing At This Meme,’ Says Man Going To Hell For Helping Little Sister Get Abortion Sources of Greenhouse Gases Identified I Won’t Eat Caribou Unless It’s Slaughtered By at Least a Somewhat Automatic Weapon 4 Ways for Audiophiles to Drown Out the Sounds of a Dying Cat How H&R Cockblock Saved My Taxes and Stole My Woman Opinion: Less Guns Means More Mass Killing by Cutlery Offering ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ Just Don’t Fly No More: Hot Air Always Dissipates Trump Renews Call to Promote Mentally Ill A Comedian Made a Joke About the Holocaust, and Now I Feel Unsafe Someone Broke Into Our Hulu Account An Ode to the Five Pairs of Shoes Who’ve Been With Me Through Everything ‘Oh God, What Happened Last Night?’ Says Groggy Mike Pence After Waking Up In Same Bed As Wife Doubles Luge to Add More Men to Sled for next Games FBI Quickly Follows Up On Tip About Potentially Dangerous Man Who Killed 17 In School Shooting The Self-Applauding President… but Will He Go Blind? Uphill Skiing Competition Enters 6th Day Trump, Truth and the Lantern of Dreams Cute New Dog Helping Single Man Pick Up Tons Of Hot Shit The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews White House Advisor Stephen Miller Male Dogs Twice As Likely To Win At Westminster Dog Show Nation Hears Voices Encouraging It To Buy Gun What It's Like Being An Adult Getting a Credit Card For the First Time