Fast-food giant McDonald’s announced it will roll out fresh beef at the majority of its domestic locations in a move to battle for customers’ increasingly divided attention. What do you think?

“That’s fine, I can just freeze and re-thaw my burgers at home.”

Lauren Holmes • Dreamcatcher Entangler

“This could be just the thing to make Americans fall in love with hamburgers.”

Nick Certo • Tupperware Smeller

“It’s about time Mayor McCheese did something with his power.”

Abraham Williams • Unemployed