I just bought a new, beautiful apartment that i spent every dime I had on. Of course, before you close on a new property the real estate agent never reveals that your upstairs neighbor is a cock-munching douchebag that’s going to ruin your life! This asswipe has been doing “construction” (sounds more like destruction) for days. Now, it’s raining in my bathroom! He’s got a leak in his bathroom over mine and it’s like he’s peeing in my toilet! My ceiling is soaked and water is dripping out of the ceiling light. I told him he needs to do something but I know that he won’t. What should I do?
~ JoJo in Boca
It’s time to take matters into your own hands. Cut the brake lines on his car. It won’t fix your plumbing, but it will make the world a better place.
~ Dear Blabby