If Trump runs away for a little thing like Congressional hearings, is he a flight risk when Mueller submits his report?
Am I the only one who thinks it’s a coincidence that Trump left for Vietnam as Michael Cohen was to testify before Congress?
Heck, I want his Travel Agent!
I have a friggin’ Spectrum bill past due!
If Trump runs away for a little thing like hearing he’s a Racist, a Con & a Cheater – what’s he gonna do when Mueller lets loose his report?
And, how about the cost of this boondoggle – what could’ve possibly been unsaid on Trump’s 1st Summit…
Kim’s Barber has an Opening?
As usual, Mike Pence was in the dark & said, ‘I know it was sudden – but I think it was something about an Egg Roll Fix or having a yen for Won’!
Melania said she’s not jealous of Donald’s PDA with Kim – ‘just don’t come home with Duck Sauce on your Tie’!
Geez, no wonder Trump gets away with murder – she’s so forgiving!
But, it wasn’t just the art of the deal that was a disaster – both Translators got into the Cooking Sake & could barely stand.
When Trump told Kim, “I think your country has tremendous economic potential” it came out:
“I’m building a DMZ Trump Tower at the Zone – with complimentary Massage Parlor – ask for Suzie”!
And, Kim’s guy screwed up too & translated to Trump:
“The Train and my Jock Strap are Bullet Proof”!
Sean Hannity of Fox News was there & of course, switched these translations around!
Even though Hannity gave Trump the answer; he asked him if he watched Michael Cohen’s testimony today & he said,
“Where’s my Translator”?
Marilyn Sands is a former 80’s Stand-Up Comic who started out in the DC/MD/VA area, moved to the Bay Area in Northern California and now resides in L.A. She has sold jokes to Joan Rivers, lesser lights and gag magazines, and is a screenwriter, playwright and author of non-fiction.