Bonn, Germany – (SatireWorld.com)
Adolf Hitler’s only granddaughter, Ava Gesundheit Braun-Hitler, announced the August birth of twin sons who were delivered in a secret underground bunker beneath Bonn General Hospital. Reportedly the twins were conceived at the Josef Mengele Fertility Clinic in Paz, Bolivia. Both mother and twins are reportedly doing fine.
A huge torch light first birthday rally is planned in Munich next August where the twin boys will be attending a military boarding school.