Your Horoscopes – Week Of September 18, 2012

What's wrong with you? Didn't your mother teach you to SHARE?

Aries You’ll have no choice but to eat the other passengers after your plane crashes into an Armour Hot Dog processing plant this week. Taurus Remember: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then, when life le...

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