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Your Horoscopes – Week Of January 23, 2013

What's wrong with you? Didn't your mother teach you to SHARE?

Aries You’re finally entering the period of life in which the things that you want to do greatly outnumber the things that you will eventually do. Taurus The way to respond to a stupid question is to pretend not to hear…

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