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Your Hawaii Vacation Will Look NOTHING Like This

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When it comes to imagining what life is like in Hawaii, we’ve all got a lot of ideas — whales breaching beneath a perfectly symmetrical rainbow, bikini’d surfers emerging from the water in slow motion, getting lei’d all over the place. Turns out, that’s not exactly right.

Below, 13 things NOT to expect from your Hawaiian getaway.

Free-floating hammocks.
Your Hawaii Vacation Will Look NOTHING Like This pic

Footprint-free sand.
Your Hawaii Vacation Will Look NOTHING Like This pic

New “friends.”
Your Hawaii Vacation Will Look NOTHING Like This pic

Random acts of hula.
Your Hawaii Vacation Will Look NOTHING Like This pic

Everything about this.
Your Hawaii Vacation Will Look NOTHING Like This pic

Looking more or less decent next to a Hawaiian dancer.
Your Hawaii Vacation Will Look NOTHING Like This pic

Getting lei’d at the airport … at your hotel … while standing in a buffet line.
Your Hawaii Vacation Will Look NOTHING Like This pic

Double rainbows.
Your Hawaii Vacation Will Look NOTHING Like This pic

Your fellow surf students to look like this.
Your Hawaii Vacation Will Look NOTHING Like This pic

Ukulele flirting.
Your Hawaii Vacation Will Look NOTHING Like This pic

A breeze that fully supports picture perfect hair and a “Titanic” moment.
Your Hawaii Vacation Will Look NOTHING Like This pic

Sexy beach selfies — sans wind, sand everywhere, squinting.
Your Hawaii Vacation Will Look NOTHING Like This pic

Beach calligraphy.
Your Hawaii Vacation Will Look NOTHING Like This pic

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