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White House Menu Replaces English Muffins With ‘Freedom Muffins’

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As preparations for war with Syria continue, the White House is quietly taking on another new enemy: the United Kingdom. A revised menu posted this morning at the official White House cafeteria in the West Wing has replaced “English Muffins” with “Freedom Muffins”, in response to the U.K.’s refusal to join U.S. military action against

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