[video] Witch Who Granted Beyoncé Beauty And Fame Takes Singer’s First-Born Child

What's wrong with you? Didn't your mother teach you to SHARE?

Moments after Beyoncé gave birth, a witch appeared in a cloud of smoke to claim the child as her payment for giving the singer fame, beauty, and talent.

Read the Rest of this Article ->: The Onion on 29 December 2012

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