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Texas Lege Is A ‘Dysfunction Junction’

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From the creator of last week’s viral hit “I’m a Bad Bill,” which reimagined Schoolhouse Rock as an anthem against the Texas legislature’s crusade to restrict pretty much all abortion access throughout the state, comes the sequel. “Dysfunction Junction” parodies “Conjunction Junction” to be cover the same topic. Here’s a sample:

Dysfunction Junction what’s your function?
Hookin’ up your uterus to the state, now.
You say it’s your body and I’d say you’d be wrong
We got legislation
You got no choice but to go along
We’ll tell you what to do hold an aspirin between your knees
For sure you’re gonna thank us
Stop having sex please!

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