Socialist Francois Hollande Dominates France
As if America didn’t already resent France enough, they now have elected a Socialist president. Francois Hollande was elected with 52% of the vote, sending Sarkozy into oblivion and promising to raise taxes on the rich and the [...]
Newt Gingrich Set to Drop Out of Presidential Race
Inside sources say that Newt Gingrich will be bowing out of the Presidential run this week, and conceding defeat by Mitt Romney. Well, we’re pretty sure he won’t put it in those words. He’ll probably say that he’s [...]
This Just In…Jon Huntsman Leaves Presidential Race, Gets Alternate Definition
Upon the news that former Utah governor, Jon Huntsman alerted the media that he was dropping his presidential bid millions of Americans uttered a collective, “Who the hell is Jon Huntsman?” On his way out, he made a point to tell [...]
This Just In…Mitt Romney Gets Santorumized with New Internet Definition of His Last Name
YAY! It looks like Rick Santorum isn’t the only GOP candidate with a “Google problem.” Mitt Romney was honored today with a new definition of his last name (see image above). We here at JoRoNoMo think it’s quite appropriate…we [...]
Why ARE the GOP Candidates Running for President?
Why ARE the GOP Candidates Running for President? by JoRoNoMo.com
This Just In…Newt Gingrich Proposes Abolishing Child Labor Laws & Hiring Kids as School Janitors! Oh, the Douchebaggery!
In yet another display of GOP tardocity, Newt Gingrich said recently he is in favor of repealing child labor laws because they are “stupid.” He went on to say that unionized janitors should be fired and replaced by students, since [...]
This Just In…Michele Bachmann Would Reinstate Waterboarding & Other GOP Looney Toons
The GOP debates never disappoint…or always disappoint. It depends on your perspective. As we laugh at everything and everyone, we at JoRoNoMo were quite amused. Foster mother of tens of children, Michele Bachmann says she would reinstate [...]
