Zombie White Shark Terrorizes Massachusetts Beach
The white shark which had washed up dead on Southy And Kinda Westy Beach in Massachusetts was not just dead, but was a zombie shark and a loan shark as well as a writer for the reality show the Jersey Shore.
This was discovered after the [...]
MTV Shoots Down Jersey Shore
NEW YORK CITY - After the upcoming sixth season MTVs Jersey Shore will be no more.
The show about orange tanned guidos and guidettes has been cancelled effective with the last show of the current season which will air in late December.
MTV [...]
Madonna Wants To Adopt Snooki’s Baby
NEW YORK CITY - Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, star of The Jersey Shore just gave birth to a 6-pound-5-ounce baby boy who she named Lorenzo Domino Pizza LaValle.
Snooki said that little Domino, as she plans to call him, shot right out of her like [...]
This Just In…Snooki Pregnant, Maury Povich Gearing Up for Largest Paternity Test Guest Panel in History
The rumor mill is churning with news that Jersey Shore star Snooki is three months pregnant. Evidently, it’s an ectopic pregnancy, which was actually discovered by her hairdresser. The ever-so-opportunistic Ms. Snooki has already been [...]
This Just In…Snooki Being Sued for $7 Million
Jersey whore Snooki Polizzi is being sued by a licensing company for $7 million. The grounds for the lawsuit? She cheated on them with another licensing company. The company, SRG Ventures is miffed because Ms. Snooki snubbed their ideas for [...]
