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Snooze Button Time Traveler Sets Coordinates For 5 Minutes Into The Future

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MINNEAPOLIS—Setting his sights on a point five minutes into the future, snooze button time traveler Brent Conley, 31, engaged the launch initiation switch on his temporal teleportation device at precisely 7:30 a.m.

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