Proud Species Commits Suicide Rather Than Be Driven To Extinction By Humans

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COOS BAY, OR—Amidst rapidly deteriorating environmental conditions that have left the species in imminent danger of extinction, the world’s leatherback sea turtles announced plans Tuesday to commit mass suicide rather than allow human beings t…

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