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Opinion: We Raise All Our Beef Humanely On Open Pasture And Then We Hang Them Upside Down And Slash Their Throats (by Hank T. Norman)

What's wrong with you? Didn't your mother teach you to SHARE?

By Hank T. Norman, Owner of Nature’s Acres Ranch

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