New, Lighter iPhone Hailed By Exhausted, Humpbacked iPhone 4 Users

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LOS ANGELES—The nation’s hunchbacked, out-of-breath iPhone users lined up outside Apple stores throughout the country today to purchase the new iPhone 5, which boasts a widely anticipated slimmed down, lighter design that promises to no longer...

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