Michael Phelps Apologizes To Nation After Tasting Subway For First Time

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NEW YORK—In a press release issued Friday, Olympic gold medal swimmer Michael Phelps publicly apologized to his fans and Americans everywhere after actually tasting one of the Subway sandwiches he endorses.

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