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Jerry Adler: My Davos Twitter Feeds

What's wrong with you? Didn't your mother teach you to SHARE?

Greetings from the land of Davos!
Please, friends, hold the cheers and bravos.
I’m just another humble Tweeter
Having drinks with Derek Jeter
Couldn’t ask for someone sweeter.
Except of course Melinda Gates.
Some Arab prince, maybe Kuwait’s,
Is holding forth on interest rates.
To Susan Rice and Richard Levin
John McCain and Charlize Theron.
Over breakfast (stale baguette)
Thomas Friedman gave his set
Talk about the Internet,
Alarming growth in mortgage debt,
And then we all commenced brainstorming
On how to handle global warming,
Egypt’s failing revolution,
Children sold for prostitution,
How to meet the Third World’s hopes.
Then we went to hit the slopes.

And I don’t want to boast or brag
About my Davos party swag
Or the karaoke chorus
I sang with my friend, George Soros,
To all of you that didn’t rate
An invite, hey, it’s not too late!
You can share the glam and glitter
I’m posting pictures here on Twitter.
And like my fellow Davos smarties
Available for dinner parties.

Read the Rest of this Article ->: Comedy on HuffingtonPost.com on 30 January 2013






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