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Jack Daniel’s Starts Marketing Directly To Children

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LYNCHBURG, TN—With new ads out this week that depict 8-year-olds pouring whiskey into colorful plastic cups of lemonade while relaxing on their playroom floors, popular beverage distiller Jack Daniel’s has launched its first media campaign aim…Jack Daniels Starts Marketing Directly To Children pic

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