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Heartbroken Chris Brown Always Thought Rihanna Was Woman He’d Beat To Death

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LOS ANGELES—After revealing yesterday that he had recently split up with longtime girlfriend Rihanna, a heartbroken Chris Brown tearfully told reporters that he always thought the 25-year-old singer was going to be the woman he’d beat to death…

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