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Disappointed Couple On 8-Month Waitlist To Get Married At Pentagon

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ARLINGTON, VA—Saying they “had [their] hearts set” on the venue, engaged couple Tamara Hunter and David Bryant expressed disappointment to reporters Monday upon learning the headquarters of the Defense Department currently has an eight-m…

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