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COLUMBIA, SC—Gilbert Geller, 44, was selected as the new bell-ringer at St. Joseph’s Church after everyone agreed his tolling truly evoked the essence of 11-o’clock-ness.

COLUMBIA, SC—Gilbert Geller, 44, was selected as the new bell-ringer at St. Joseph's Church after everyone agreed his tolling truly evoked the essence of 11-o'clock-ness.



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