AR-15 Assault Rifle Beginning To Worry It May Never Get To Kill Innocent Person

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RICHMOND, VA—As the Obama Administration signaled its determination to pass through extensive gun control reforms, a local AR-15 assault rifle told reporters Wednesday that it is beginning to fear it might never actually get the chance to kill an in…

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