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90% Of Audience At College Graduation Involved In Heated Family Argument

What's wrong with you? Didn't your mother teach you to SHARE?

BETHLEHEM, PA—With numerous disagreements on topics ranging from who was supposed to make dinner reservations, to the unexpected high cost of the hotel, to who was to blame for arriving late to the ceremony, over 90 percent of the audience members a…90% Of Audience At College Graduation Involved In Heated Family Argument pic

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