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By Seanbaby  Published: March 10th, 2013 
You and I live in a world of amazing gadgets and helpful household products. Unfortunately, everyone selling these products seems to be living in some kind of dystopian dimension where even most mundane task is a struggle. I’ve collected data from co

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