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8th Grader Impregnated During Trip To ‘March For Life’ Event

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WASHINGTON—Mallory Pickens, a 13-year-old pro-life extremist attending today’s March for Life event in the nation’s capital, was reportedly unaware that she had been impregnated the previous evening by a fellow member of her church…8th Grader Impregnated During Trip To March For Life Event pic

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