62-Year-Old With Gun Only One Standing Between Nation And Full-Scale Government Takeover

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NORFOLK, VA—According to numerous reports, local 62-year-old Earl Bailey, who owns a shotgun and several boxes of ammunition, is currently the last bastion of defense between the United States of America and the federal government’s plot of a ...

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