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4 Words We Love to Use That Have Lost All Meaning

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By Soren Bowie  Published: March 26th, 2013 
As a child, you probably at some point read the story The Mitten. It’s about a mouse (or a mole, depending on the version), who makes a home out of a lost mitten in the woods. Then, because the mitten looks so inviting to all the other animals of the

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