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15 Tiny, Cynical Hedgehogs

What's wrong with you? Didn't your mother teach you to SHARE?

Whether we’re alone in the universe or not, I still eat worms.
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I could take this strawberry off my head, but what’s the point?
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Love is nothing but a social construct.
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Marry for money. That’s what I did.
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What did any of us really accomplish today?
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Technically, everyone dies alone.
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I’m fully aware that no one cares about my spiny defense mechanism.
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We’re all living a lie.
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It’s only a matter of time before anyone with power becomes corrupt.
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No one truly knows anything for sure.
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Every act of kindness has an ulterior motive.
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Trust is for fools.
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I’ve never met another tiny hedgehog who wasn’t just going through the motions.
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I don’t even care that the most famous hedgehog was a video game character.
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Happiness is a lie.
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