Whether we’re alone in the universe or not, I still eat worms.
I could take this strawberry off my head, but what’s the point?
Love is nothing but a social construct.
Marry for money. That’s what I did.
What did any of us really accomplish today?
Technically, everyone dies alone.
I’m fully aware that no one cares about my spiny defense mechanism.
We’re all living a lie.
It’s only a matter of time before anyone with power becomes corrupt.
No one truly knows anything for sure.
Every act of kindness has an ulterior motive.
Trust is for fools.
I’ve never met another tiny hedgehog who wasn’t just going through the motions.
I don’t even care that the most famous hedgehog was a video game character.
Happiness is a lie.
Read the Rest of this Article =>: Comedy on HuffingtonPost.com on 6 July 2013